[SMLOGO][PIC]Moon Chat Biography for .D r e w. -- ID: Caridwen
Bio Last Updated: Thursday, May 27, 2004 7:40:31 PM

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This is what I guess could be called my "Nostalgic" Profile. This is a profile that I've had for literally years, and it stands as a reminder of a time when I wasn't so [cool][:-=] (hard to believe I know.)

Yeah a couple of years ago, I decided instead of hiding who I was, I embraced the dork-ness inside of me. I dapple in poetry... This is for a time ago


Nostalgic

I'm staring at the clock wondering
Where did the time go?
Wasn't it just yesterday that we
got our ears pierced.. and instead we
got our cartilage pierced.

This aromatic perfume of the hours
drifts me back haunting through the minutes that
spiral into days, which collapse into weeks until
your sheltered off from everything for 2 years.

It's been two years since we
did those girly-pink magazine type things
switching from teen to rolling stone
spice girls to Cream
baby tee to zeppellin tee.

Maybe in between the KB and the beatles posters
I opened this door and closed another
the key locked inside memories
forgotten problems...
remembered actions....
it all is swarming back
a hive of all the things we shared
the moments of distinct friendship
the time that we could read eachothers mind
as left the understanding of the right side of the brain
and is now taken up with college applications, and AP classes.
But then as fate would have it, opened again
seeing you, sharing again...makes me feel like home
like I've never really left what was there
only I was in acoma and now I'm ready to return to the world of the living.

Um....hi..um..my name is...um....Drew...um.. uh..Im 34...and um...uh..Im and Alcoholic.....[toothy]

I think everyone should have a little Crazy profile that is just all out funny don't you? Well this is mine[yes]


1.Nursery Rhymes not for little kids
6.George Burns tells the truth about honesty
8.American Pie by Don Mclean
9.Assholes
10.Whats my name? (Band Name Origins)

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
> > ------------------------------------------
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
> > ------------------------------------------
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
> > ------------------------------------------
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
> > ------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
> > ------------------------------------------
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
> > ------------------------------------------
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
and now they have a son.
> > ------------------------------------------
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
> > ------------------------------------------
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the Money.


This is a cool quote from George Burns:
"The important thing to know about me is that I lie a lot. Thats the truth. But usally when I lie I tell the truth..I am a very honest liar."[toothy] I just thought that that was funny... It's from the biography that he wrote on his wife, Gracie Allen. It's called: "Gracie: A Love Story" It was really good...and thats the truth[toothy]


This is American Pie the REAL version by Don McLean[yes]


A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they'd be happy for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.


So bye-bye, Miss American Pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

Did you write the Book of Love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock 'n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
`Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin',
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

Now for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone,
But that's not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the King and Queen,
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the King was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while Lennon read a book of Marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

Helter Skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`Cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?


We started singing,
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the Devil's only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that Satan's spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
And singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn't play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die.
"This'll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin', "This'll be the day that I die."

This song was dedicated to Buddy Holly after his plane crashed...[sigh] It was very sad....

Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Gunner: Sorry, Sir. Doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did, Sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, Sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, Sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole, too, Sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing, assholes!


---*Dark Helmet and Crew*~Spaceballs
They were going to make a Spaceballs sequel called : "Spaceballs 3:The Search for 2"[toothy] But then John Candy died so they didn't..geez...too many people die in my bio....[paranoid]

These are the means of some of my favorite Band names


STONE TEMPLE PILOTS - They were originally called Mighty Joe Young, but that's the name of a blues singer. They were fond of STP oil stickers, and thought up Shirley Temple's Pussy, Stereo Temple Pirates, and finally Stone Temple Pilots.

GREEN DAY - A bunch of stories: 1- If you smoked pot and goofed off all day, you just had a "Green Day". They used to skip high school and do this. 2- When the band members dropped out of high school to work on the band, their principal said "it'll be a green day in hell before you make anything of yourselves". 3- A sign in the movie "Soilent Green" contained GREEN DAY. The band's first name was SWEET CHILDREN.)


FOO FIGHTERS - World War II slang for UFOs. "Foo" is a mutation either the French word "feu" (which means "fire") or "fou" (which means "insane"). Some say it was a hush-hush group of Airforce pilots who tried to shoot down UFOs.

NIRVANA - In Buddhism it means the state of perfect blessedness attained through the annihilation of the self. Evidently Kurt Cobain took the "annihilation of the self" part a little too seriously.


THE BEATLES - A few stories floating around about this one.. Stuart Sutcliffe came up with THE BEETLES in 1960, which was evidently a play on Buddy Holly's CRICKETS. They went by THE QUARRYMEN and THE SILVER BEETLES awhile later, then shortened and mutated that to THE BEATLES. Lennon and Sutcliffe may have also been influenced by the film "The Wild One", which featured a motorcycle gang called the Beetles. John Lennon is generally credited with combining Beetles and Beat to come up with THE BEATLES spelling. Lennon was also fond of saying he had a vision as a child of a flaming pie in the sky that said "You are Beatles with an "A"...


RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS - They were originally called "Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem". Anthony Kiedis says he was inspired to change the name to the Red Hot Chili Peppers by "a psychedelic bush with band's name on it".


SMASHING PUMPKINS - A few stories and plenty of BS around this one: Billy Corgan claims Gene Simmons told him in a dream that "Joe Strummer is a pumpkin, drunken and smashed". Corgan has also claimed he meant "smashing" as an adjective, as in "daring pumpkins". Billy Corgan's home town is known for its pumpkins. The name is a rumoured revenge against his home town an ex-girlfriend who said he would be there for the rest of his life.


WEEZER - Vocalist/guitarist/frontman Rivers Cuomo had the nickname Weezer in school. He was a bit of a geek and made weezing sounds because of his asthma.

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